I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
If you love your children don’t let them get an email address in the fifth grade